Тонкие шутки от Buddy в Фоллауте:
"I went to the zoo the other day. The only animal they had was a dog. It was a shitzu."
"Two Irishmen looking for work saw a sign for Tree Fellers. Pat turned to Murphy and said... If only Seamus were here, we could have gotten the job!"
"Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a Martini. The bartender turns to him and asks, “Olive or twist?”"
"The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar. It was tense."
What do you call two crows on a branch? Attempted Murder."
"Chemically speaking, alcohol IS a solution."
"How do you kill a circus clown? Go for the juggler."
"Relationships are a lot like algebra. You always look at your X and try to figure out Y."
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И там ещё некоторые буквы не читаются)
Одна из тех, которые вспоминаются навскидку - шутка из "Криминального Чтива":
Three tomatoes are walking down the street:
Papa Tomato, Mama Tomato and little Baby Tomato.
Baby Tomato starts lagging behind, and Papa Tomato gets angry.
Goes back, then squishes him and says: "Ketchup"
классика)
Army doctor: Have you any physical defects?
Inductee: Yes. No guts
или
Proud Father: our household represents the whole United Kingdom. I'm English, my wife's Irish, the nurse represents Scotland, and the baby wails.
Что значит no guts?
Анекдот из замечательного фильма 28 Days Later:
A man walks into a bar with a giraffe. They both get pissed. The giraffe falls over. The man goes to leave and the bartender says, "Oi. You can't leave that lyin' there." And the man says, "No. It's not a lion. It's a giraffe."
Шутка Барни из "Как я встретил вашу маму":
What’s the difference between peanut butter and jam?
You can’t peanut butter your dick up someone’s ass.