Вот тоже попалась забавная:
There's a train at 4:04 said Miss Jenny.
Four tickets I'll take.
Have you any?
Said the man at the door.
"Not four for 4:04,
For four for 4:04 is too many."
И там ещё некоторые буквы не читаются)
Одна из тех, которые вспоминаются навскидку - шутка из "Криминального Чтива":
Three tomatoes are walking down the street:
Papa Tomato, Mama Tomato and little Baby Tomato.
Baby Tomato starts lagging behind, and Papa Tomato gets angry.
Goes back, then squishes him and says: "Ketchup"
классика)
Army doctor: Have you any physical defects?
Inductee: Yes. No guts
или
Proud Father: our household represents the whole United Kingdom. I'm English, my wife's Irish, the nurse represents Scotland, and the baby wails.
Что значит no guts?
Анекдот из замечательного фильма 28 Days Later:
A man walks into a bar with a giraffe. They both get pissed. The giraffe falls over. The man goes to leave and the bartender says, "Oi. You can't leave that lyin' there." And the man says, "No. It's not a lion. It's a giraffe."
про шитцу можете разъяснить ? )
Шутка Барни из "Как я встретил вашу маму":
What’s the difference between peanut butter and jam?
You can’t peanut butter your dick up someone’s ass.